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Jokes

  • Professional Confessional

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    Two five year-olds, one Jewish, the other Catholic, are playing in a sandpit. Sean says to David, “Our priest knows more about things than your rabbi!” To which David replies, “Of course he does, you tell him everything.”

  • The Downside of Nfld Oil Exploration

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    An oil company was drilling test pits on the West coast of Newfoundland and never found anything so instead of filling the hole up they got a clever idea to cover the hole with an outhouse. So a week after, a Newfoundlander came across it in the woods and decided to use it. The next…

  • On Purpose

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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  • Worst Age

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    “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60 year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens.” “Ah, that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on…

  • Newspapers

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    1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crosswords. 4. USA Today is…

  • Haunted Hotel Room 2

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    A man walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The guy behind the counter tells him that there is one room left but it is haunted. The man gets the room anyway. That night he hears in a soft voice “If the log rolls over we`ll all die!” He runs away. The next…

  • Ole and Lena

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    Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand and on Lena’s knee. Giggling, Lena said, “Ole, you can go a little farther now if ya vant to.” So Ole drove to Duluth.

  • Priest’s Collar

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    Little Johnny got on a bus and sat down next to a man. He noticed that the man had a strange kind of shirt collar, so he asked him, “Excuse me, sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?” The man smiled kindly and answered, “I wear this collar because I am…

  • Old Blues

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    Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.

  • Two Words

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    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years; and then they could only say two words. The first seven years passed and they went into a small room. His two words were “too cold”. The next seven years passed and they took him back into the small room…

  • About puns

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    Next time you start to groan at friend’s pun, ask yourself: Am I just being jealous?: “A pun is the lowest form of humor — when you don’t think of it first.” –Oscar Levant “Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.” –Fred Allen “A person reveals…

  • Your Mom Has Crabs!!!

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    Yo mama is so nasty she’s got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!