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Jokes

  • Not a Big Deal

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    A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, “Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels good.” The next day…

  • When White Man…

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    When White man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes… No Debt… Plenty Buffalo… Plenty beaver! Women did most (all) of the work. Medicine Man free! Indian men hunted and fished all the time! Only White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that

  • Mosquitios

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    Mosquitos consider most people as food, but grandma’s an open bar.

  • Healthy Texas

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    At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. “Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” the man replied. “When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I…

  • What Kind of Key.

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    What kind of key can’t open a door.

  • Leonid Ilyich is in Surgery

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    “Leonid Ilyich is in surgery.” / “Heart again?” / “No, chest expansion surgery: to fit one more Gold Star medal.”

  • Stealing

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    Don’t steal. The government hates competition.

  • As Good As It Gets

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    “Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” – Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people,…

  • A Little Girl in Science

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    A little girl was sat in science, when she wet herself. She goes to her teacher and says “I’ve wet myself”. The teacher asks “Why didn’t you put your hand up?” She replies “I did, but it just ran down my hand!”

  • Purchasing Condoms

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    A man goes into a sportwear shop, and when a pretty blonde assistant asks him what he wants, he goes red in the face and stammers, “A packet of condoms, please.” The assistant says, “This is a sportwear shop, we don’t sell condoms!” and the man leaves. Two days later, he’s back. “A packet of…

  • Mmmm, Tasty

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    A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw. A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for killing an endangered species. In…

  • Behind The Rock

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    Now here’s a classic joke that’s been told by many kids, that should be very well known . . . anyway, after you read this, it’s funny to try it on someone After every statement, say, “Behind the rock” 1. Billy went 2. He took off his shoes 3. He took off his socks 4.…