Jokes
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Plastic Surgery
in JokesA blonde went to her regular plastic surgion one day. When she walked in, he said to her, “What more can I do for you? I have changed your every part of your joke that you could think of! I even did your ears!” She replied, “Well, this is kind of embarrasing for me say…
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Fantastic!
in JokesIn my holiday to one Asian country, I happened to make a friendship with a local guy while I was drinking a softdrink Fanta. He speaks broken English, but I can fairly understand him. I offered him a softdrink, to that he choose Coco Cola. The guy was showing some postcard of Mountains to me.…
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LOT’S WIFE
in JokesThe Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, “My Mummy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
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Oooooooooooook
in JokesQ.) What does a blond think a leprechaun is? A.) An elf. But she only sees it when it’s near the holidays and has drunk an Irish drink. Even though her parents keep telling her they aren’t real…
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Hot Couple
in JokesA husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever…