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Jokes

  • I dont think so!

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    A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think…

  • You Might be a REDNECK If…

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    …if you refer to the fifth grade as, “your senior year”.

  • You’re So Freaking Ugly

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    You’re so ugly that when it’s Christmas, instead of giving you toys, Santa gives you plastic bags to cover your face.

  • Road Repair?

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    The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day, I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning. Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. Where the crew had…

  • How to Talk Native Southern V

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    Ah – The things you see with. Ay-rab – The people who inhabit much of North Africa. Bidness – The art of selling something for more than you paid for it. Bobbycue – A delectable Southern sandwich of chopped pork, coleslaw, and a fiery sauce. Bud – Small feathered creature that flies. Chekatawfarya – Heard…

  • President Fun

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    There once was a President who had a law that evryone had to laugh once a hour or they spent an hour in jail.

  • Darwin Awards 2!

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    DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees’ nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple. A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one half stick of dynamite. They ignited the fuse and retreated…

  • An Undertaker’s Job

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    An undertaker had a busy day at work, and in front of him, was 3 new bodies that had been sent from the hospital. The first one his mouth opened wide. He then moved on to see the next joke. It too had opened his mouth widely. Surprised, he went over to the last joke.…

  • The Pessimist

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    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to…

  • Psyched Up

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    In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear…

  • I Still Have Nightmares

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    One night, I was just walking around, and something really strange happened. Every single black person that night took one look at me and decided to punch me square in the face. Repeatedly. It hurt. And I’m not just talking about one or two, I’m saying every single black person beat the crap out of…

  • German Poo

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    How do you say constipated in German? farfrompoopin