Jokes
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Crib Factory
in JokesA man and a woman have a child, and they need a crib, so they go to a crib factory store. This family is really poor, and they can only find cribs for $300. Then they find a crib for $20. They go up to the cashier and ask why. The cashier says its because…
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April Fool’s II
in JokesBack in the days of the Mattel Cabbage Patch Kid craze it was usually very hard to get one for the kiddies. A radio station (I don’t know where) announced that Mattel was going to get Cabbage Patch Kids out to the people of this particular city. The plan was that they had to go…
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Satisfaction-How to satisfy a Woman
in JokesCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige,…
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I Know How It Goes
in JokesPaul returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Cindy, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said,…
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The Famers Daughter
in JokesThe was a man named Jimmy who was on a job interview in another state that he didn’t know very well. While he was driving he became very tired. Noticing there were no hotels in sight, he pulled over in the driveway and knocked on the door. A old man in his 60s greeted him.…
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Johnny Jokes (2)
in JokesOne day, Johnny saw his dad got caught on fire. Immeaditly he went to his mom saying, “Mom, mom hurry, dad’s on fire, and I brought the marshmellows!” Another day a lady came to the door asking for things for the old peoples fund. Johnny yelled from the doorway to his mom, “Hey mom, there’s…
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Medicine Cabinet
in JokesQ: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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Fine Young Cannibals
in JokesThe Christian missionary was making his first visit to a tribe in Borneo. The missionary asked the chief, “Do you people know anything about religion?” After a pause, the chief answered, “We got a little taste of it when the last missionary was here.”
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Chickens
in JokesThe farmer’s son was returning from the market, with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden, the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood, scooping up the wayward birds, and returning them to the…
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In Hillary Clinton’s New Book…
in Jokes“In Hillary Clinton’s new book ‘Living History,’ Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts.” – Jay Leno
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Weather Cast Cast Cast Cast
in JokesCan you decipher this phrase? Weather Cast Cast Cast Cast Weather forecast!