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  • Nojoke Slept With Mom

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    Ever notice how a 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adult voices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently…

  • Pirate

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    What did the pirate say when he got cold? Shiver me timbers!!!

  • I’m Just Not A Scholar

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    CLERK: Please repeat after me; “I swear by Almighty God,” WITNESS: “I swear by Almighty God.” CLERK: “That the evidence that I give,” WITNESS: That’s right. CLERK: Repeat it. WITNESS: “Repeat it.” CLERK: No! Repeat what I said. WITNESS: What you said when? CLERK: “That the evidence that I give,” WITNESS: “That the evidence that…

  • PETS

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? P E T S Step up!

  • #10 Redneck

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    You know you’re a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.

  • Hedging His Bets

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    Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed. “Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan. “No,” said the dying man. “I say, renounce the devil and his works!” “No,” the man repeats. “And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?” asks Father Sullivan. “Because,” said the dying man, “I want to wait…

  • Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player

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    Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn’t change her pad for three periods.

  • Some More

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    Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a donkey.

  • M.J.

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    I saw on the news a little boy being carried up to the sky. I got scared cause I thought Michael Jackson was ordering take-out from Heaven.

  • Kids, Eh? II

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    A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. “That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?” “Sure,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my…

  • A Woman was Sitting at a bar…

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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer…

  • Kids views on love

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    Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10). Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need to know, we probably learned in kindergarten. WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? “Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work…