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Jokes

  • Old Hags

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  • Me Against the World

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    Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. — Robert Orben

  • Soft and Sweet

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    Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

  • One Kiss Per Yard

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    Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,…

  • Elephant

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    In the school the biology teacher asks the class a question. “Where is an elephant’s sex organ?” Little Johnny, “In his feet ma’am.” Teacher, “How come?” “If he steps on you, you’re fucked.”

  • Dressmaker

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    Where should a dressmaker live? On the outskirts of the city.

  • Village Idiot

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    My home town is so small, we have part-time village idiot.

  • Sharing

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  • Big Foot is Blurry

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    “Big foot is blurry… that’s the problem!”

  • 28th Party Congress

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    When Yeltsin resigned from the Communist Party at the 28th Party Congress, people used to say that “Yeltsin is out of mind,… honour, and conscience of our epoch”. (A hint at a widespread propaganda slogan: “Party is Mind, Honour and Conscience of our Epoch”)

  • The Good Samaritan

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    A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk, “Do you live here?” “Yep,” replied the drunk. “Would you like me to help you upstairs?” And again the drunk replied, “yep.” When they got up on the second floor,…

  • Surgery

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    A man and his doctor are discussing a surgery the man will soon undergo. The doctor asks if there are any last questions. “Doctor, will I be able to play my violin after this surgery?” “Of course! Why would you think you couldn’t?” “I couldn’t play it before.”