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Jokes

  • Conduct Proper

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    Little Johnnie was late for class, and when he saw that the door was already closed, he opened it and went into the classroom tentatively. He very quietly shut the door and tiptoed to his seat hoping not to get the teacher after him. This upset the teacher, who said him, “Johnnie, is this how…

  • Assorted Windows95 One-Liners 3

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    Double your drive space…Delete Windows95.

  • It Must Suck Being a Penis

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    It must suck being a penis because- 1. Your best friends are nuts 2. Your closest neighbour is an asshole 3. You vomit when you’re excited 4. Your owner abuses you And if you’re in the mood- 5. You work double-duty on Tuesday.

  • Bush’s Campaign Bumper Stickers

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    1. Bush/Cheney ’04: We’re Gooder! 2. Bush/Cheney ’04: Leave no Child a Dime! 3. Bush/Cheney ’04: Because the Truth Just isn’t Good Enough. 4. Vote Bush in ’04: It’s a no-brainer! 5. Bush/Cheney ’04: Compassionate Colonialism 6. Bush/Cheney ’04: Leave no Billionaire Behind 7. Bush/Cheney ’04: Putting the “con” in conservatism 8. Bush/Cheney ’04: Thanks…

  • Sobers

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    Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sobers. Sobers who? Sau baras se khatkhata rahen hain, Ab to darwazaa kholo.

  • A Small Boy was Lost…

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    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Jack Daniels and women with big tits.”

  • Stupid!

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    Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, “Oh, no!” and called the Ghost Busters.

  • Weird Weddings

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    NAMES OF ACTUAL COUPLES GETTING MARRIED: Broken-Bridge Sarry-Huney Big-Theisman Lossin-Hare Redder-Bottum CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW LONG THOSE COUPLES LAST!

  • Clinton2

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    Did you hear Bill Clinton gave up playing his sax-a-phone? He now plays his whore-monica.

  • The Gentleman Quiz

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    I know this isn’t really a joke but I thought it was so funny that I wanted to share it with everyone… 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for…

  • Honey I Can’t Perform!

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    A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, “Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o’clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had…

  • Lessons of War

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    1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at. 3. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat. 4. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection. 5. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder. 6. Never share a cockpit with someone…