Jokes
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Interview
in JokesA mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, “Yes, four, exactly.” Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and…
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Amazing Facts 11
in Jokes01 The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman 02 The longest river in the world is the Nile 03 The longest highway in the world is the Trans-Canada 04 The longest highway in the world has a length of about 8000 km 05 The highest mountain in the world is the Everest 06…
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Dinner
in JokesThe young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?” “Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Pa say to…
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And She Was . . . .
in JokesA preacher, who shall we say, was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit, and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the…
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
in JokesBorder Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.…
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Jacob’s Prayer to God
in JokesJacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial straits. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes to the synagogue and begins to pray. “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money soon, I’m going…
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Blonde Driving Test
in JokesA Blonde explains to another blonde friend: “I failed the driving test. I entered the circle-way and the sign said “30” so I drove 30 times around.” And the other one says: “You probably counted wrong.”
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No Drinking and Driving Dad!!!
in JokesOnce there was a mom and a dad , they had a daughter called Angelica. So the dad was very thirsty because he had been driving a lot, so he asked his daughter “sweetheart can I have some of your juice?” She answers “daddy no drinking and driving, that’s what the law says!!!”
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Borrowed Car
in JokesAfter shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement,…
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Going Fishing
in JokesA guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second…