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Jokes

  • Dope

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    Grow some dope… plant a man.

  • A Woman’s Prayer

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    Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man Love, To forgive him and Patience, For his moods Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death

  • Copyright Protection

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    Much of the contents of Wocka.com are protected by copyright and other laws in both the United States and elsewhere. Copyrighted materials include content owned or controlled by the web site and includes the concept, programming, layout, images and design. Because the content from this site is provided by its users, we cannot guarantee that…

  • Evolution

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    I believe in evolution and if you don’t I will let you meet my relatives…. Then you’ll believe me

  • Forgetful Actor

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    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the…

  • TGI Friday’s

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    “Did you hear that TGI Fridays is opening a new restaurant?” “Yeah, it’s called WTF Mondays.”

  • Klepto!

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    Guy goes to see his doctor – “Doctor, please help me, I’ve got kleptomania bad!” “OK, take these pills, one a day, but if they’ve not worked in a month, could you get me an LCD telly?”

  • Mental Institute

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    One day, in the mental institute, a doctor visited one of his new patients. “How are you today?” he asked, when he saw his patient. “Oh. I’m fine thank you very much. How about you?” replied the patient. “Oh, I’m fine,” answered the doctor, while thinking if he should let this patient go seeing as…

  • Title

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    Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.

  • Smell So Good

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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it any more, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that…

  • Vet Bill

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    A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp joke and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The…

  • Mexican, American and a Pollock

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    A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico. The Mexican drops a pear on his country. When the American asks why he says he loves his country. Then they’re flying over the US and the American drops an apple. When the Pollock asks why he says because he…