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Jokes

  • Yo Momma’s Stank Breath

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    Yo momma’s breath is so stank, that they consider it a weapon of mass destruction.

  • Liver and Cheese

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    Once, there were three male dogs that set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, “I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an intelligent sentence.” Immediately the Lab said, “I like…

  • Handie

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    On the other hand you have five fingers.

  • The Nun and the Fig Leaf

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    A nun had to use the bathroom, so she went into a bar, the first place she could find. She noticed that every time the lights went out, everyjoke cheered. She went up to the bartender and asked him why. He said she would be better off not knowing, so she asked where the bathroom…

  • Not Dreams…

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    Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams… she has MOTION PICTURES!

  • Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer

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    Here’s the background: Bill works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of CSUC; Chuck is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Bill, this actually happened. (Chuck is telling the story). Her: Yes, I’d like a milk with some coffee in it. Me: So, that’s just…

  • Forget

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    Rich and Kim, a couple, were in a room when Kim asked Rich if he would ever forget her. He replied that he would never forget her. Then she said, “Knock-knock!” and, of course, Rich said, “Who’s there?” “See!” she exclaimed sulkily. “You have forgotten already.”

  • Naps

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    Short naps prevent aging, especially if taken while driving.

  • It was Visitors Day…

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    It was visitor’s day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing “Ave Maria,” and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the…

  • Fatty

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    Yo momma so fat you can roll over twice and still be on the bitch

  • LASE

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? LASE There are two possible answers. Argon laser: the ‘R’ has gone. Or, jumble sale: the letters of sale are jumbled.

  • Deep Thought,,,,

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    If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?