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Jokes

  • If the Magi Were Women…

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    You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don’t you? The three wise WOMEN would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and given practical gifts.

  • Deceiving Book Title

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    Melvin checked out a book from the library because the title read “How to Hug”. It turned out to be volume 7 of the encyclopedia.

  • Hurdle!

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    I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

  • Blondes Will Be Blonde

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    Why did they ban the wave at the local football games? *Too many blondes were drowning. Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar? *Someone told her that the drinks were on the house. Why don’t blondes eat M&Ms? *They are too hard to peel. Why do blondes take the pill? *It’s the…

  • Letter to God

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    Chucky wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks … but nothing happened. Chucky decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, USA, they forwarded the letter to the president. The president was so amused by…

  • Dog Ugly

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    If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

  • Ol’ Grandma Jones

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    Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn’t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation. By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the…

  • A Week Too Late . . .

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    Not sure if this is up yet but I haven’t seen it so here it goes . . . A 30-year-old man suffers from massive MASSIVE headaches that dominate his life completely and cause him pain almost every single moment of every day. He’s been going through this pain since he was around 20 and…

  • VCR’s

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    A mother explained to her daughter, “We didn’t have TVs not to long time ago, sweetie.” She looks at her mother strangely and asks, “Then how did they play their VCR’s?

  • Baby Talk

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    Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

  • Politians are Like…

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    Politians are like constipated people-they’re full of shit.

  • More T-shirt Slogans

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    * “On the advice of our solicitors, this T-shirt bears no message at this time”. * “That’s it! I’m calling me granny” (seen on a seven-year-old) * “Rehab is for quitters” * “My dog can lick anyone” * “Party – my cot – 2 a.m.” (on a baby-size T-shirt) * “If a woman’s place is…