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Jokes

  • Larry and Sam

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    Larry Lobster and Sam Clam were best friends; they did everything together. The only difference between them was that Larry was the nicest lobster ever, and Sam, well,let’s just say he was not so good. Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together, but while Larry went to heaven, Sam went…

  • Booger

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    Q: What is the difference between a plate and a booger? A: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table. Q: What is the difference between a prince and a booger? A: The prince is the heir to the throne, but the booger is thrown to the air.

  • Life Cycle

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    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of…

  • Blah Funny Blah Joke

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    What a woman says… This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now! What a man hears… blah blah blah blah blah C’MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!…

  • Seven “C”s

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    Why was Khrushchev deseated? Because of the Seven “C”s: Cult of personality, Communism, China, Cuban Crisis, Corn, and Cuzka’s mother.

  • The Steelers & The Browns

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    Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So,…

  • The Penis and the Condom

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    What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me I’m going in!

  • Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse

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    10. If it’s wet make it dry. 9. If it’s dry make it wet. 8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime. 7. Never tell management what you are really thinking. 6. Never finish report with, “You have an easy assignment”. 5. Never say. “This looks like a easy assignment”. 4. Don’t expect…

  • Yo Momma

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    Miscellaneous yo mama jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she…

  • Japan

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    Why wasn’t Jesus born in Japan? He couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin there.

  • How Offensive is That?

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    Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, a crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostles. “Paul… Paul,” He calls out. Paul hears his name and comes to the front of…

  • The Crash

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    One day a man and a woman were driving and they get into a terrible collision with each other. Both cars are wrecked beyond recognition, but they both crawl out of the wreckage unhurt. The woman says, “In a terrible accident…both of us are alive and, well, this must be a sign from God!” The…