Jokes
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You Are A Chicken
in JokesA man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?” “Two years,” says the man. “Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink. The man shrugs his…
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Callum Blades Jokes
in JokesTrousers: Hot off the press . . . . / – – – I regret writing that. Remorse Code Does anyone here have a giant catapult? No? It was a long shot.. Saw two space hoppers outside a nightclub. I said: ‘Who are you?’ They said: ‘We’re the bouncers’ I had a TV Show about…
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Debate
in JokesSeveral centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to leave Italy. There was, of course, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If the Jewish leader won the debate, the Jews would be…
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Just Do It
in JokesA class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. “Justin,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies’?” Justin answered the correct airline. “Sandra, can you tell me which company has the slogan, “Don’t leave home without it?” Sandra…
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Polish Wolf
in JokesDid you hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.
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What Children Say
in JokesAfter preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11 Never blow in a cat’s ear because if you do, usually after three or four times, they will bite your lips! And they don’t let go for at least a minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9 Don’t think life…
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New Meanings…
in JokesIn this age of political correctness we must reajust our terms. People are no longer concidered gay, here are two better options: Good: A wanabe transvestite Best: Heterosexually challenged.
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A Thanksgiving Cookbook II
in JokesA Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Meghan H. – Turkey You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. You take it out and let it…
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Just One of Many Stupid Laws. . .
in JokesIn Clinton, Alabama, it is illegal to molest your automobile. Now how would you go about doing that? And how would your automobile testify against you?
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Back-to-Back
in JokesA Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ mother-fuckers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anyjoke in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes of…