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Jokes

  • The Cyclist

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    I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.

  • Zip Code

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    A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist:…

  • So Poor….

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    Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said “CORN!”

  • Yo Momma and the Elevator

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    “Yo Momma is so fat that when she entered the elevator and pressed the ‘up’ button, the elevator went down!” “Oh yeah? Yo Momma is so fat that she can’t even fit in the elevator!!”

  • Bottom of the Ninth

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    The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming…

  • The Sensitive Guy

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    It is important for men to remember, that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain t he same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive and there ain’t nothing worse then an oversensitive woman. My name is…

  • How Many Presidents…

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    How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll only promise change.

  • Good To Know

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    The dean of a women’s college, addressing her charges, concluded, “…and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour’s pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?” A young lady immediately raised her hand and…

  • Love is in the Air

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    Love is in the Air An elderly French man was slowly walking down the countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, “Ah ze young love …ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers,…

  • Restaurants

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    somewhere in Calfornia, USA, there is a man who want to open up a business. So he decided to build a restaurant. On the grand opening day, he put a large sign: “BEST RESTAURANT IN CALIFORNIA”. And there’s another man do the same thing (make a new restaurant) close to the first man. He put…

  • JustTeen barber

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    Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber. It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos. Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it. Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices. Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber. Kim…

  • A Man and His Wife

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    A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he’d need his wife to wake him the next morning at 5:00 a.m, for an early flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of…