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Jokes

  • The Fall

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    A man named Jack was walking along a steep cliff one day, when he accidentally got too close to the edge and fell. On the way down he grabbed a branch, which temporarily stopped his fall. He looked down and to his horror saw that the canyon fell straight down for more than a thousand…

  • Not Yours

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    What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese

  • Blonde Moments

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    You know we all have those moments and I’m going to share a few of them with you. At lunch I was going crazy looking for my purse. It was literally right in front of me…on the table. My friend across from me suddenly said “Where’s Tina?” She was sitting right next to her. I…

  • Do You Have Any Corn?

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    One day a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any corn?” and the bartender says, “No, we only sell beer.” The next day the man walks into the bar again and asks for corn but this time the bartender says, “Hey, you are the guy that asked for corn…

  • Sit! Stay!

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    All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

  • What Were You Thinking?

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    What starts with a p and ends with the letters orn? Popcorn! What were you thinking? What starts with a f and ends with the letters uck? Firetruck! What were you thinking? What starts with a b and ends with the letters itch? Bewitch! What were you thinking?

  • Cats in Heaven

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    A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, “But don’t worry, the cat is in heaven with God…

  • Greetings

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    cluckedy fuck, place your order Comment from the Editor: This is an extremely stupid joke and I would advise everyone to give it 0 smileys so that we can rid this world of stoners writing jokes!!

  • In The Eye Of The Beerholder

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    She was only a whisky maker’s daughter, but he loved her still.

  • PMS

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    What does PMS stand for? Potential Murder Suspect

  • The Book

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    Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK. It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used…

  • Jack and Joe

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    Jack and Joe are in a diner where there’s a computer who gives advice to the people in the diner. Jack starts talking about how the two are going to graduate from high school when a young boy walks in. He explains his problem to the computer, which gladly offers him advice. The boy walks…