Jokes
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Cluckinbell
in JokesCock-a-doodle-doo, it’s time for chicken, Cock-a-doodle-doo, it’s time for a feast, Eat a ninety-piece bucket then you can tell, He’s been to Cluckin’ Bell! Chicken is a bird with a tiny brain, So we assume he doesn’t feel any pain. We shrink their heads and we breed ’em fast; Six wings, forty breasts and then…
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At The Airport
in JokesTwo women were sitting beside each other in the airport. “Where are you flying to?”, the woman on the right asked. With an attitude, the other replied “You should never end a sentece with the word ‘to’”. “Ok”, said the woman on the right. “Where are you flying to, bitch?”
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Party Politics
in JokesAndy was a staunch Republican, while Mary was Democrat through and through. They met at a political rally, and spent many hours arguing back and forth, until eventually love blossomed, and they got married. On the wedding night, however, as many of their friends had prophesied, they argued. Turning their backs on each other, they…
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Your Dad Did WHAT?
in JokesAn Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?” “Yes,” said the Navy brat. “My dad has built them.” Then the navy kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?” “Yes.” “It’s my dad who’s killed it!”
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My Questions Wasn’t Answered Here.
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The Old Lady’s Bet
in JokesAn old lady walks into a bank and says, “I would like to set up an account.” The man at the desk says, “Okay, how much would you like to deposit?” The woman replies, “$5,000.” “Wow!” says the man, “where did you get all of that?” “I like to make bets.” “What type of bets?”…
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Boss’s Joke
in JokesThe boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everyjoke, except one girl, laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”