Jokes
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Chick Magnet
in JokesIf a guy is a “chick magnet”, and opposites attract, doesn’t that make him gay?
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African Missionary
in JokesA missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian ways. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!! One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a…
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Five Precepts
in JokesFive precepts of the Soviet intelligentsia (intellectuals): Do not think. If you think â do not speak. If you think and speak â do not write. If you think, speak and write â do not sign. If you think, speak, write and sign â don’t be surprised.
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Blonde and a Horse
in JokesA blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but…
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Cigarettes
in JokesA guy was smoking a cigarette. Another guy comes up to him and asks, “Do you have an extra cigarette?” The first guy looks at the box and reads that it contains 20 cigarettes. He counts all the cigarettes in his box and says,”Nope, don’t got any extra cigarettes”.
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Native American Wife
in JokesThe Indian chief introduced his wife to a newspaper reporter; “This is Three Horse.” “That’s a picturesque name,” said the reporter. “Does it have deep symbolism?” “Yes,” the chief replied. “Nag, nag, nag!”
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Olympic Games
in JokesA runner going to participate in the Olympic games had a dream, that he was driving a quadriga. Early in the morning he goes to a fortune-teller for explanation of the dream. The reply is: -You will win, that meant the speed and the strength of the horses. But, to be sure about this, the…