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Jokes

  • Thesaurus

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    What is another word for Thesaurus?

  • Stories From the Crypt

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    I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, “Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?” I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not turn on. “Do you…

  • The Lever

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    A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads “pull lever and end world”. The workers decide not to pull the lever just in case. One night, a man named Nate is driving home. He does not see the sign, so he gets out…

  • Cold Cream

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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”

  • Well, Hush My Mouth!

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    The judge read the charges, then asked: “Are you the defendant in this case?” “No, your honor,” replied Tommy. “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defending. I’m the person who did it.”

  • Female Golf Terms

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    1. CADDY — 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn’t there to defend herself. 2. CHIPPING — Time to get our nails done again. 3. DOUBLE BOGIE — “Casablanca” followed by “African Queen.” 4. FAIRWAY — Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch. 5. GOOD LIE — Weight on our driver’s license.…

  • QUESTIONS

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    Can you go skinny dippin’ if you’re fat? Is it possible to fight on a luv seat? If you drink tap water can you tap dance? by:lilpapa92

  • Who’s the boss

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    When the joke was first made all the parts of the joke were fighting to see who would become the boss of the joke. The fight for power was most intense between the limbs, the brain, and ….. the asshole. The limbs said they should be boss because they control the human, and without them…

  • You’re Know You’re From Alaska If . . .1

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    1. You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by. 2. If you’re proud that Alaska makes the national news 96 nights each year because Trapper Creek is the coldest spot in the nation. 3. If…

  • Conclusions

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    I studied and studied and came up with a conclusion 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of…

  • The Doctor’s Office

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    Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor’s office to collect her husband’s test results. The lab tech says to her, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband’s samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we…

  • She Could be My Twin

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    Two friends went to the mall to go shopping; one was a brunette and the other was blonde. As they were shopping, the blonde suddenly said: “That girl could pass as my twin.” The brunette starts laughing. The blonde says: “What is so funny?” The brunette says, “That was a mirror.”