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Jokes

  • Pull!

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    A man had just got his car stuck in a mudhole during a drive in the country and he needed help getting it out. So he walked until he found a farm and asked the farmer for help. The farmer agrees to help the guy out. So he takes a horse out of the stable…

  • Suicide

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    A man is running out of his large office building when his boss spots him and asks him what he is doing. The man replies, “My wife called me and she says she is going to jump out our window and commit suicide.” The boss realizes that this is a good excuse, but says, “Well,…

  • Monkey Eyes

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    There was a fatal bus accident and the only survivor was a monkey. In order to fill in the blanks of the event, the police had hired a monkey trainer that could speak sign language with the monkey. The trainer first asked the monkey if he had actually been on the bus. The monkey nodded…

  • Drip Feed

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    Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”

  • What Do You Get . . .

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    Q: What do you get if you drop a piano on the seventh dwarf? A: A diminished seventh!

  • Puppies

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    One day, Little Johnny and his family went for a walk they saw two dogs having sex, girl on top of boy. Johnny didn’t know much about sex, so his parents didn’t say anything. Later that night, Johnny’s parents were having sex and Johnny walked in on them. Before his parent’s could say anything, Johnny…

  • Fish 2

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    What did the fish say when he crashed into a wooden wall? Beaver damn!

  • You Don’t Get it

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    Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his house. “Sorry, that’s against the law,” says the desk sergeant. “You don’t get it,” says the man. “I need to know how he got in without waking my wife.”

  • New Girlfriend

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    Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the Army. You get a new haircut and new clothes, and all information is given to you on a need-to-know basis.

  • Computer vs. Air Conditioner

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    How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won’t work!

  • Soap!

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    SUBJECT: Soap Saga Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel’s staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE “FREE” SOAPS WHEN TRAVELLING Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little…

  • Two ‘GOOD OL BOYS’

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    Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior have been promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior, there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have a drink.” “But we’s privates,” protests Junior. “We’s sergeants now,” says Bubba, pulling him inside. “Now,…