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Jokes

  • Mental Patients

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    A doctor who works at the mental hospital wants to take his patients out to a baseball game seeing as they’re so well behaved. He goes to his colleagues and asks them if it’s ok. They don’t want to let him take them in case they misbehave or do something wrong seeing as they’re complete…

  • What a Pisser

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    Shannon received a phone call from the foreman plant that her husband worked at. He sounded grim and she immediately knew something was wrong. “What happened? Is Patrick all right? Please tell me he’s ok,” she said. The man on the line said, “Shannon, there was an accident at the brewery and your husband is…

  • U Know U R Ghetto If..

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    You know you’re ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!

  • How Clouds are Formed

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    One day, a teacher at an elementary school asks one of her students how clouds form. She replied “I’m not sure how clouds form, but the clouds know how to form, and that’s the important thing….”

  • Grey Hair

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    Grey hair is hereditary – you get it from your kids.

  • Snowstorm

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    A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45…

  • Homework….

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    Homework… something you go to school hours for and not do.

  • A Few Good Lawyers

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    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer,…

  • 3 Men at the Pearly Gates

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    3 men die in a car crash and are sent to the pearly gates. Having all lived good lives, they were all allowed in but they had certain restrictions. God told them that he would ask them a question. They should answer truthfully and depending on how they answer they will receive a home and…

  • Help Me Lord!

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    Pedro was driving down the street, in a panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up…

  • What If?

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    What if there were no hypothetical situations?

  • If ______ Made Toasters

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    If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home, you’d discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away, and that, indeed, the whole appliance was just blowing smoke. If Hewlett-Packard made toasters… They would…