Jokes
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Always say a prayer
in JokesOne evening, a little boy and his family were having supper at his grandma’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When he received his plate, the little guy began eating right away. “Wait until we a say a prayer,” his mother admonished. ” I don’t have to,” he…
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Going By Experience
in JokesA motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, “Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years.” “Your Honor,” the plaintiff’s lawyer retored, “if this case is going to be judged by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over fifty years!”
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Warning: Holes
in JokesI heard they were going to name a highway after Willie Nelson in Texas… But be Warned: When taking this highway look out for pot holes!
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Opera Singers and Sailors
in JokesHow are opera singers and sailors alike? They both have to handle the high seas(Cs)!
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Airline Food
in JokesThe blond asked for peanuts on the plane, but she once she got them, she gave them back to the stewardess and asks her to check if there really are peanuts in the bag. The stewardess asks why, to which the blond responds: “The bag says ‘May Contain Nuts’”
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A Few Ways to Handle Stress!
in JokesStressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 🙂 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. (This one is great to teach nieces and nephews!) 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill. (Even better to call after doing it and say you didn’t authorize it and want to…
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The Guy Who Doesn’t Know English Well
in JokesHere is a guy that doesn’t know English well that is going to a restaurant in Virginia: Waiter: Welcome sir, have a seat. The waiter sent him to a solo table. The guy: Happy birthday, sir! Waiter: It’s not my birthday today. The guy: Oh I mean thank you sir. I don’t really know how…