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Jokes

  • Mariage Counsler

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    A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. “So,” said the counsellor, “you know the consequences and you want to part. Remember this. You must divide your property equally.” The wife flared up.…

  • Parental Evolution III

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    My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk about how things change as you have more children: The First Step First child: My wife grabbed the camera; I grabbed the video camera. My wife took four rolls of film. We immediately…

  • Celebent Joke

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    A fellow in a bar noticed a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No, thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.” “That must…

  • I Didn’t Do It, He Did!

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    Bill and Bob were mischievous brothers. They always picked fights with each other. One day, their mother told them to go outside and play, but to remember to be good. Suddenly, Bob came running back in and said, “Mommy! Mommy! Bill broke Ms. Allen’s window!” Ms. Allen was their next door neighbor. Their mom was…

  • Where’s You Bin?

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    A woman and her lover are in bed, when there’s a knock on the door. She says, “It must be my husband! Ok, I’ll handle this.” She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and, smiling sweetly, says to her husband, “Darling, please empty the trash.” While he is out, the other man escapes and…

  • Naming of Jesus Christ

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    The three wise men went to visit Jesus right after he was born. One wise man was extremely tall. He hit his head on the top of the door frame and said, ”Jesus Christ!” Joseph looked at Mary and said ”Write that down — that’s way better than Clyde!”

  • Owies!!

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    Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton? A: Because her boyfriend was blond too!

  • Physical Exam

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    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was…

  • Drinking

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    A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2 a.m., at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs,…

  • An Example of Human Stupidity III

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    Hubluza

  • WOMEN’S ASS SIZE STUDY.

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    CONCLUSION: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat . . . 10% of women think their ass is too skinny . . . The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s…

  • Super Strength

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    A man walks into a bar and throws down a bet. 100 dollars to anyone who can do 100 pushups. A man disappears outside and returns minutes later. “I’ll take that bet” the man says, and collapses after 50 pushups. “I don’t get it”, he says,” I just did 150 outside!”