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Jokes

  • Types of People

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    What do you call a herd of white people? Avalanche What do you call a herd of black people? Mudslide What do you call a herd of mexicans? Jailbreak!

  • When in Heaven

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    A man arrives at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells him that he will remain frozen until his whole family is there. That way, it would stop him from doing anything NOT with his family. So, a couple years pass, and his wife appeared in heaven. She had died of age. She was…

  • Chimonken

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    What do you get when you cross a chicken with a monkey? George W. Bush

  • The Mystery of Childbirth

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    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too.” “Well how were grandpa and grandma…

  • Stupid Robbers IV

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    (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain…

  • Simple oneliners

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    Here is some random advice to make you smile… MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile… If you have sex 365 times a year, and if you melted down all of the condoms to…

  • The Schizophrenic Buddhist

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    Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

  • Cars

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    One day a blonde and her boyfriend went to a car store. He asks her what car she wants but she says, “I dunno.” So he takes her around to all the car shops and she says, “I want the BMW.” He asks her why she wants a BMW and she says, “Because I dunno…

  • My Computer

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    My computer is so old, it has a VHS slot instead of a CD/DVD slot!!!

  • H to O

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    Teacher: Billy, tell me the periodic for water. Billy:Okay. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What makes you say that? Billy: You said it was H to O.

  • Kinda Like Cow or Owl By 5600113

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.

  • Teachers Present

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    The day before Christmas break, a few kindergarten students decided to give their teacher a gift. The first gift was from a little girl whos daddy was a florist. The teacher takes the present unwraps it and discovers it’s flowers. She thanks the girl and takes the next present. Its from a little boy whose…