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Jokes

  • T.V Comercial

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    I seen a commercial on T.V for a pill that helps with ED (erectile deficency). As one of the side effects the announcer said “If you experience an erection for longer than four hours call your doctor.” I thought call my doctor?? If I have an erection for more than four hours I am calling…

  • Money, money

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    What is the fastest way to double your money? By folding it in half

  • President Clinton

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    President Clinton had heard of all the starving people in Somalia, and wanted to get a look for himself. He ordered his aides to prepare Air Force One. On the plane, the president looked down with his binoculars, and said “My God! Look at them! Skinny, starving – where are our troops?” An aide chimed…

  • New Wall Street Terminology Has Been Approved

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    NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets…

  • Top Ten Sign Your Computer Is Bad

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    10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it. 9. Its celebrity spokesman is that “Hey Vern!” guy. 8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend’s car. 7. Its slogan is “Pentium: redefining mathematics”. 6. The “quick reference” manual is 120 pages long. 5. Whenever you turn…

  • Sword

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    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

  • Yule

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    Knock, knock. Who’s There? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know until you open the door!

  • Joy of Golf

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    Did you know in 1923, the following men were considered some of the world’s most successful men . . . at least they found the secret of making money. Whereas, in 1987, more than 60 yrs. later, do you know what became of these men? The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died…

  • Oddy

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    There once was this kid named Oddy, He always missed the Potty, He went some poops, and shouted out oops, Because Oddy Missed the Potty

  • Funny Bumper

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    While driving to work, I found myself behind an old Ford Falcon, with five teenage boys inside. The best part was the bumper sticker in the center of the rear window. It read: DON’T LAUGH, YOUR DAUGHTER COULD BE IN HERE!

  • 28 Oz.

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    A woman called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump. “What?” asked the confused parts guy. She said, “My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump.” “A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?” asked the parts guy. “A Datsun,” replied the woman. As the parts guy…

  • Chilli Cook Off

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    THESE ARE REAL NOTES FROM A REAL CHILLI COOK OFF Notes from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the east coast: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be…