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Jokes

  • VD Chain

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    “Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed. “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too,…

  • Ugliest

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    Who is the ugliest member of wocka? [Name Removed – This joke offends some users – Joke awaiting deletion]

  • Kind of Makes You Think 1

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

  • You Know You are From California If…

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    So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you’re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 joke piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $400,000 and still can’t afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on…

  • Nickel Johnny

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    There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it,…

  • Mama

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    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the zoo elephants called her mom.

  • Where Do They Go?

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    Q. Where do Comedians go if they are sick? A. To the He-He-Mergency room!

  • Teach a Man to Fish

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    If to give a man a fish, he eats for a day, but if you teach a man to fish… He has to buy a license, poles, bait, and sit on his behind for four hours.

  • Grammar Rules

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    1) Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2) Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3) And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. 4) It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5) Avoid cliches like the plague. 6) Always avoid annoying alliteration. 7) Be more or less specific. 8) Parenthetical remarks…

  • Bumper Sticker

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    Seen on a bumper sticker: “IF CLINTON IS THE ANSWER, THEN IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION.” Seen on another bumper sticker: “CLINTON HAPPENS.”

  • Who Saw It?

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    FOREST WARDEN: “Which of you saw this rare tree get cut down? CAMPER: “Only the chain saw.”

  • Drinks

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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all go to a bar. The redhead walks up to the bartender and says,”I’ll have a BL.” So the bartender gives her a Bud Light. The brunette walks up next and says,”I’ll have an ML.” So the bartender gives her a Miller Light. The blonde is catchingon so…