Jokes
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Embarrass Meant
in JokesTwo girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, “Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.” Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily. “My dear Mr. Wilson,” she gushed, “fancy meeting you…
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Trees in Paris
in JokesQ: Why do they have trees in Paris? A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun.
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Christmas Time
in JokesThis guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter…
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Statue
in JokesA woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s…
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As U Read This, Think About the Song, Goin’ Down By Yung Joc
in JokesYo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)
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Mother and Baby Match
in JokesWhat did the mother match say to the baby match? Don’t scratch your head.
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Adam & Eve
in JokesSeems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. “It’s a…