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Jokes

  • With You

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    laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and some-one will hear you, but fart and you’re on your own!!

  • A Really Great Rate

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    This guy couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so he called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” said a cheery salesperson. “And what about Salt Lake City?” “We have a really great rate to Salt Lake – $99.00, but there is a stopover.” “Where?”…

  • How Many Wizards Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

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    How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Wizards don’t use lightbulbs!

  • The Three Daughters

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    Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn’t afford it so they had all of the weddings on the same day. They also couldn’t afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new husbands. That night the mother got up because she couldn’t sleep. When she went past…

  • Stationary

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    I went to get some paper from the stationery store, but it had moved.

  • ‘Twas the Night Before Finals

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    ‘Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last-minute knowledge. Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor Would loosen their thinking. In my own room, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I soon would be facing. My roommate was speechless, His…

  • Big Ears

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    Q: Why do elephants have big ears? A: Because Noddy would not pay the ransom!

  • Tatamagouche

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    An Ontario coupling were on vacation, driving around the province of Nova Scotia. At noon, they arrived at the town of Tatamagouche. The two began to bicker about the pronunication of the town’s name. The husband suggested that they stop for lunch and ask. At the restaurant, they placed their order. The wife asks, “Excuse…

  • Bride & Groom

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    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honour and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d…

  • Blonde Mail Call

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    A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened…

  • Foodprint

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    An agitated patron calls on to the blond waiter and inquired why there was a footprint on his meal. “Well,” the innocent-looking blond waiter replied. “You rushed in here, ordered an omelette and asked me to step on it.”

  • Outside of Tree

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    Teacher: “Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?” Johnny: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “bark, Johnny, bark.” Johnny: “Bow, wow, wow!”