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Jokes

  • The Next Life

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    In your next life would you rather be a female bear? If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. Could you deal with that? Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. Could you deal with that too? If you’re a bear, you give birth to…

  • Smoking Doesn’t Just Stunt Your Growth

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    Michael and Beth are married, Beth is a smoker but Michael thinks smoking is horrible. One night she started smoking after they finished having sex and Michael said, “Would you please stop smoking, you’re going to kill yourself.” Beth, in return, said, “Sometimes I just need to get in a smoke after sex, do you…

  • Lips So Big!

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    Yo Momma’s lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

  • Stress Relief

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    It was late in the evening and I was studying in the university library’s reading room. It was in the middle of final exams, so the library was a hectic place with students milling around everywhere. I was sitting at my desk with my pile of books and felt the need for a nap before…

  • Sisters of Mercy

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    One very loooooong summer day, not so long ago, a guy was driving down a long and never-ending road, when he noticed a sign that said Ten miles ahead Sisters of Mercy brothel. The guy really confused by somewhat intrigued decides that it is weird but if it were true he might check it out.…

  • Cheating

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    Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you copying the test from your friend. Student: I hope you didn’t either

  • Sleep on It!

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    A girl named Melissa was having a birthday party with her friends. One of her friends gives her this most annoying, screaming and loud singing bird as a funny gift. Melissa’s dad says “We are not keeping that bird, you know that, right?” Melissa says, “Please, it’s so cute. I’ll put it in my room.”…

  • The Bird Question

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    A blond named Pam is appearing on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” with Regis Philbin Regis: “Pam, you’re up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?”…

  • Begging

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    LADY TO BEGGAR- Why don’t you get a job? BEGGAR- Actually, I’m an author. I once wrote a book entitled “One Hundred Ways to Make Money.” LADY- Well then why are you begging? BEGGAR- It’s one of my ways…

  • Yo Mama So Dumb..

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    Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!

  • Some Things We Have Learned From the Movies

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    1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people – whether they are employed or not. 2) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 3) If you are blonde and pretty, it…

  • Psychiatric Hotline

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    Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…