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Jokes

  • Roof Tops

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    A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk. “I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” he replies. “So…

  • Great Lakes

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    Phillip’s teacher asks him, “Can you name the Great Lakes?” Phillip, always fast with an answer, pipes up with, “I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.”

  • Burger King Does The Dairy Queen

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    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap the “Whopper”!!!

  • Bubblehead

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    Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!

  • Did You Know?

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    Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. 1/4 of LA is taken up of automobiles. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.…

  • Little Johnny Learns About Bugs

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    Little Johnny: Hey dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: Son, let’s not talk about that at the dinner table, okay? Little Johnny and his dad were talking after dinner… Dad: So what did you want to say about bugs? Little Johnny: Oh, nothing. There was one in your soup, but it’s gone now!

  • Useful Work Tips

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    Here are some incredibly useful phrases you can use when in the workplace… If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’… If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’… If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’… If you don’t know how it could possibly…

  • Crazy Advertisements!

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    Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here are some funny examples of advertising campaigns that ended up being entirely inappropriate. 1. Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea”. 2. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist”…

  • Ten things a man will never say

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    1. Happy Anniversery! 2.You’re wearing THAT to the party!!?? 3.Do I look fat in this? 4.You didn’t know it was my birthday today!? 5.Oh my god! Can’t we just be friends! 6.Listen honey we have to talk… I think, I’m pregnant. 7.Here’s 100 dollars! 8.Hey! Is it okay if some of my friends come over…

  • Osama

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    Why can’t Osama sleep with any of his 5 wives? Because all he sees is bush.

  • The Horse-Drawn Carriage

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    Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy’s father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse. Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, “Daddy, what is this?” His dad replied, “Why, that is…

  • Helpful Priest

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    A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy jumping up and down to try to reach a doorbell. So the priest walked over and pressed the button for the youngster. “And now what, my little man?” he asked. “Now,” said the boy, “run like hell!”