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Jokes

  • Mexican Jokes

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    4 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? A policeman. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak. There is a Mexican, a French, a Italian, and an American. Their boat was getting too heavy so they decided to throw off some cargo. The Frenchmen tossed off a bottle…

  • Coincidence

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    A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. “What a terrible voice!” he said. “Do you know who she is?” “Yes,” was the answer. “She is my wife.” “Oh, I beg your pardon.” The man said, “Of course her voice is not bad, but…

  • My Buddies

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    This list shows all your Wocka Buddies. To add someone to this list: First, find your buddy and click on their name. This brings up their profile. Then, in the Buddy list box it will say Add _______ to your buddy list. __ people have _______ listed as their buddy. ______ has ___ people has…

  • Catty

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    One day a cat was being trapped be a evil dog. The evil dog said”barkity kalis hed resaw miop gas.” The cat said “has that going to break the spppeeel?” Then the dog let the cat out. The next day, the cat trapped the dog. Then it happens every day with thhe same words.

  • Two Legs

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    Q What has two legs, and bleeds? A Half a dog!

  • DIRTY

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    Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water

  • Where is God?

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    A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit’s end as to what to…

  • Choking

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    A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?” A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his joke hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked…

  • Political Party

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with…

  • Signs that Tell the Story:

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    In a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a department store: barGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND…

  • You’re So Old

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    You’re so old your social security number is 1!

  • Okay/ No/ Oh GOD!!!

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    One day my cousin says, “Oh, I love your hair. Show me how you do it!” “OK,” I reply. “OK?” my cousin says; “you’re not supposed to say OK! You’re supposed to have a temper tantrum and scream, ‘No! It’s MY secret and I’m not going to tell you!’ OK?” “You’re just being stupid as…