Jokes
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My Doctor . . .
in JokesMy doctor says I have insomnia, but I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
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God is Watching
in JokesIn the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: “Take only one, God is watching.” Further down the cafeteria line…
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Men Peeing
in Jokes33% of men use their left hand to pee. 67% of men use their right hand. 89% wanted to know why I’m watching them pee.
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Eenie Meenie Minie Moe,,,,
in JokesA man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and…
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You Turkey!
in JokesAs the plane was flying low over hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: “What’s that stuff on those hills?” “Just snow,” replied the stewardess. “That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”
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Amazing Facts 25
in JokesUntil babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient! Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle. To find out if…
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Chill Out For A Cone
in JokesIt was a sweltering hot day when three guys, Arnold, Bobby and Calvin, were walking along a never-ending path in a park. Arnold: It sure is hot! I’d like a vanilla cone very much. Bobby: Yeah, my shirt’s soak with sweat. I’d give 10 bucks for a strawberry cone. Calvin: Well I’d give 20 bucks…
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Blonde Mechanics
in JokesA blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15…
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Are the Wocka Ads Annoying You? (Updated Version)
in JokesAre the Wocka ads annoying you? This is an updated version to tell you how to block them. It might take too long for you to reach the 5000 point milestone and therefore automatically get rid of the ads. If they do annoy you, here’s a way to remove them: 1. Open “my computer”, locate…