Jokes
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North America
in JokesTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers…
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What Do Osama Bin Laden
in JokesWhat do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common. They both irritate bush!
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You Know You’ve Been In College Too Long When…
in JokesYou Know You’ve Been In College Too Long When… * You consider McDonald’s “real food.” * You actually like doing laundry at home. * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. * It starts getting late on the weeknights. * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. * You wear…
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Go Home
in JokesA lecturing teacher noticed a lack of enthusiasm in her class. Few were paying attention so she decided to make an announcement, “The person to answer this next question gets to go home.” The students were all brought to attention and a buzz went over the room. Suddenly, a male student grabbed his bag nd…
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Look What I Got!
in JokesA blonde was driving her brand new, VERY expensive, Mustang convertible, when she saw her brunette friend. She thought that this was her chance to brag about it, so she drove over to her. The brunette recognized her, and said, “Hey!” The blonde smiled; this was her chance. She said, “Hey, look what I got…
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Where Is It, Then?
in JokesTwo blond labourers looking for work arrive at a railway station, and ask for one-way tickets. The ticket-seller looks through his schedule, but can’t find the place the blonds are seeking. “But you must be able to find it,” says one. “We read in the papers that there are thousands of jobs in Jeopardy!”