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Jokes

  • Do As I Say . . .

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    William P. Holcomb’s job is to supervise the tracking down of Houston, Texas parking ticket violators. It was revealed that he himself had 375 unpaid tickets.

  • Skunk

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    What do you call a flying skunk? A smell-icopter

  • The Pweigh Station

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    3 year old kid: “Guess what? Daddy got you a pway-station!” 7 year old kid: “Really??!! Where is it?” 3 year old: “It’s in p-one mile!”

  • Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work-

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    The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low…

  • Why Are The Clairinet Players Brains So Expensive

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    A cannibal went to a brain store one day because he was craving brains. he decided he wanted to try a musician’s brains to see if they taste any different. He looked around and saw the prices. Trumpet Brains-$25.00/pound Trombone Brains-$1.00/pound Percussion Brains- 10.00/pound Tuba Brains-$0.50/pound Colorguard Brains-$0.25/pound Clairinet Brains-$1000.00/pound Flute Brains-$0.50/pound So the cannibal…

  • The Postcard

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    “And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No, thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife?” he asked. “Yeah! That’s a good idea,”…

  • Pearls…

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    FRIEND: You don’t look so good, what’s wrong? HARRY: I got domestic trouble. FRIEND: But Harry you always said your wife was a pearl. HARRY: Yeah its the mother of pearl that’s the problem.

  • Labor Pains

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    A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that he has a new system that will allow the father to take part or all of the mothers labor pains. They both agree and the delivery begins. The doctor turns the dial to 10%, so…

  • Huge List of oneliners

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    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed…

  • Unruly Child

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    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, “I’m running away from home!” The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. “What if you get hungry?” he said. “Then…

  • No Pun

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    There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

  • How to Ruin a Joke on Wocka

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    Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.