Jokes
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Alchohol & Drugs
in JokesWhat’s the difference between an alchoholic & a drug addict? The alchoholic drives over the stop sign, while the drug addict waits for it to turn green.
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The Gay Mafia
in JokesHave you ever heard of the Gay Mafia? No? If you don’t pay up, they come round your house, and criticize your curtains!
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Job Descriptions
in JokesAn adult is a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. An…
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The betting Old Lady
in JokesA little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president’s office…
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One Good Beak…
in JokesUpon retirement, Dave had realized that he had poured himself into his work his entire life and never married. After spending a few weeks at home alone he decided that he needed some companionship and headed for the pet store. After looking around the store he thought that he would like to purchase a bird.…
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Funny Lawsuits
in JokesAn inmate in Virginia sued himself for $5,000,000 for ‘violating his rights by getting himself in prison.’ However, since he can’t get an income in prison, he requests that the government pay the money for him. A woman sued Kenmore Inc., after she gave her poodle a bath. She stuck him in the microwave on…
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Snake and a Kangaroo
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A: A jump rope