Jokes
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What Do You Call a Woman…
in JokesWhat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
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SEX THEORY
in JokesA noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the…
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Now, Where DID They Go?
in JokesOne way to take care of the world’s population. The IRS has reported the “disappearance” of more than 8 million American children during the late 1980s, “caused” by tax reform legislation. That number is the total of all children claimed as dependents of beneficiaries of child care tax credits before 1987 but who were never…
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The Only Way to Fish
in JokesAn old country boy pulls up to a bait shop with a stringer full of fish. A man, noticing the stringer, asks him where he caught all the fish. He said he was going fishing again, tomorrow, and if the guy wanted to come with him he’d show him where he caught the fish. The…
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Phonebook Dilemma
in JokesWhy are there no phone books in China? Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
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Car Acronyms
in JokesACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money…
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Short Jokes
in JokesGirl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. ———————————————————- Husband says; “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied; “What makes you think I’d want another man like you?” ———————————————————- When I was young I used to pray for a bike,…