Jokes
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Downsizing
in JokesThere was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision. So he called…
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Halfway?
in JokesWhy did the chicken cross the road halfway? To “lay it on the line”.
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Spell Checker
in JokesI half a spelling checker, It came with my pea sea; It plainly marks four my revue, Mistakes I kin not sea. I’ve run this poem threw it, I’m sure your please two no, Its letter perfect in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
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You are a Redneck If… #10
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you have the same number of teeth as you have fingers.
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Fruit Roll Up
in JokesI was eating a fruit rollup once, you know, with the paper on the bottom…well the instructions were “Do not eat paper.” Noooo! I thought the paper was part of the snack!!
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Clean/dirty
in JokesWant to know a dirty joke? A white horse falls into a mud puddle. Wanna know a clean joke? The horse takes a shower.
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Anything You Want
in JokesOne summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So, he tied her up and went golfing.
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Faster Than The Bear
in JokesYou don’t have to go faster than the bear, you just have to go faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
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What Doctors Say
in JokesHere’s a little list of “Doc-isms” – What doctors say, and what they’re really thinking: “I’d like to have my associate look at you.” He’s going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle. “Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?” You’re crazier’n a loon. Now, if I can only…