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Jokes

  • Ice Cream Flavors

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    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” “Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. “Do you have laryngitis?” the young man asked sympathetically. “Nope,” she whispered, “just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”

  • You Know You’re Asian If/When…

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    1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. 2. Your dad is some sort of engineer. 3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15. 4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing. 5. You…

  • Poor (old But Funny)

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    Yo mama’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.

  • Why to Date a Swimmer

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    1. We are always clean. 2. We are totally comfortable saying, “I’ll show you my breast if you show me your fly.” 3. Bathing suits. Need I say more? 4. We WILL last the longest. 5. We know several different paces. 6. We LiKE it wet. 7. We will never hesitate to get on our…

  • 8 P, 8 N and 8 E in an O A

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    8 protons, 8 neutrons and 8 electrons in an oxygen atom!

  • Sex Face

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    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn’t get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?” “Well, yes, I did once.” “Well, how…

  • Office Slang

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    New Office Slang ============================== 404 – Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking John. He’s 404.” Adminisphere – The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant. Alpha Geek…

  • Tee Off

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    Sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let…

  • Nature’s Call

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    I was traveling back to my hometown and, responding to Mother Nature, decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken, so I went into the second stall. I had just sat down when I heard a voice from…

  • Definition

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    What is a definition of a ” suicide bomber”? Answer: “martyr-dumb”

  • I Want a Refill

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    A man walks into a restaurant, and asks the waiter: Man: Waiter, how much is a cup of coffee? Waiter: 50 cents, sir. Man: How much are refills? Waiter: They are free. Man: That’s nice, I’ll have a refill, please.

  • Melting Princess

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    Once upon a time… There lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood… anthing she touched would melt!! Because of this, men were…