Jokes
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Yo Mama and Dady
in Jokesyo mama and daddy r so fat, half the world went to ur mom, the other to ur dad.
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Llamas & Mice?
in JokesWhy are llamas big and brown? Beacause if they were small & grey, they would be mice.
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Will You Look At That!
in JokesMy grandfather invented the rear-view mirror. Made millions – hasn’t looked back since!
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Amazing Facts 21
in Jokesrats have more bones than men parrot can see backwards without turning its head HUMMING BIRD – (RUBY-THROATED) ——————————– MASS: About 3-4g (a nickel weighs about 5g). LENGTH: About 8.5cm (3.5″) from tip of bill to tip of tail WING BEATS: About 60-80 times per second in normal flight, up to 200 times per second…
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Fisherman
in JokesMany years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.” After…
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3 Drunks and a Blond
in JokesThis story is true. I heard my brother tell it to my cousins when we went out spotlighting. Well my brother and 2 of his friends were drunk. One of my brothers friends were so drunk he passed out. I forget what he landed on, but the power went out. The blond comes screaming “What’s…
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Clarence Darrow
in Jokes“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”
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The Leper
in JokesSo anyway, this leper goes into a bar. And this guy is in a really advanced state of decay, you know, like the werewolf’s friend in American Werewolf in London, towards the end of the movie… Anyhow, he goes into this bar, sits down at the bar and says to the bartender, “Look, before I…
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Tracing Letters
in JokesA blonde and her friend were tracing their names from stencils to cut out. When they ran out of room, the blonde turned the paper over and said,”Hey, there’s lots more room on this side!”