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Jokes

  • Fish says, “Duuuuude!”

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    Q: What does a fish use to get high? A: Seaweed!

  • Praying to Harold

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    A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer “Dear Harold.” At this, dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, why did you call God ‘Harold’?” The little boy looked up and said, “That’s what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be…

  • WTF???

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    Knock, knock Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

  • Smile!

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    Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She thinks she’s getting her picture taken.

  • THE REDNECK’S BOOK OF ETIQUETTE

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    1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you’re certain that you are included in…

  • They are So Stupid

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    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -She tripped over the cordless phone. -She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. -She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. -At the bottom of the application where is says “Sign here”, she wrote…

  • An Example of Human Stupidity II

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    The can was invented quite a while before the can opener.

  • Tryin’ to Sleep

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    You go to sleep on the couch in your living room one night, but you find yourself unable to get any sleep. You realize it is probably because you are hungry, so you go and make a pb&j, and eat it. ….. You lay back down. …… After a while, you get sorta thirsty, so…

  • Meat Revenge

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    John always bullied Pat, so Pat invited him to the meat factory. The next day, on the menu at McDonalds, there was a new thing called: Bully Big Mac, and John french fries.

  • 5 Jokes (16)

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    1 Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. 2 What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag. 4 Did you hear about the…

  • Legal / Logical

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    After failing his “Logistics and Organization” exam, a student confronted his professor. “Sir, do you understand anything about this subject?” “Of course, otherwise I would not be a professor!” “Really? Then allow me to ask you one question. If you answer it correctly, I’ll accept my failing grade and leave quietly, but if you don’t…

  • What Do I Look Like?

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    A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband just looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?” A few…