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Jokes

  • Blondesssss

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    What does a blonde do when she wakes up? She goes home!

  • Inside Knowledge

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    A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me an fucking cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?” “No,” replied…

  • Oshakati Taxi Driver

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    What is the new name for a taxi in Oshakati? A computer. Why? It has windows, always crashes, & is driven by a thin black floppy with a virus.

  • Would you please do me a favour?

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    A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want…

  • The Train Journey

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    Two elderly priests and a young novitiate were at the railway station to buy train tickets to Pittsburgh. The young lady selling tickets was very pretty, and was wearing a rather low-cut dress which showed her ample mammaries to great advantage. The novitiate approached the ticket booth and said, “Three tickets to Tittsville, please.” “How…

  • Droughts

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    Droughts happen because God didn’t pay his water bill.

  • Amazing Facts 12

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    30 The country called the Land of Rising Sun is Japan 31 Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest 32 The volcano Vesuvias is located in Italy 33 The country known as the Suger Bowl of the world is Cuba 34 The length of the Suez Canal is 162.5 kilometres 35 The lowest point…

  • Naughty Bee

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    What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-Hive your self

  • No Sin

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    The crowd had cornered a woman and was preparing to stone her. Jesus raised his hand and spake, “Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone.” From the back of the crowd a small woman picked up a huge rock and staggered toward the poor victim. Jesus pointed a finger at…

  • Grandma and God

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    My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied!!

  • Cross-Eyed

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    Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

  • Detergent

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    A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog.” “But you shouldn’t…