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Jokes

  • Reindeer

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    Teacher: Name an animal that lives in the tundra. Pupil:A reindeer. Teacher: Good, now name another one. Pupil: Another reindeer.

  • Mr. See and Mr. Soar

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    Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw before See saw Soar’s seesaw, then See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. But See saw Soar and…

  • Amazing Facts 1

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    It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole joke. It’s been proven that people can lessen reactions to allergies by laughing. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.…

  • Jack

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    Knock-Knock Who’s there Jack Jack Who I don’t know any jack

  • Seize The Moment

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    A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

  • Homesick

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    A guy goes into a diner, and when the waitress comes over to take his order, he says, “I want eggs, toast, and coffee. But make the eggs uncooked, the toast burnt, and the coffee really strong and bad. And I want you to slam the food onto the table and yell at me.” The…

  • Principal Singer

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    What was the principal singer of nineteenth century opera called? Pre-Madonna!

  • Sales Tactic

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    Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell bibles. So the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. But he was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment. So after the first days of work they all…

  • 13 Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work…

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    1. There is no “I” in “teamwork.” But there is in “management kiss-up.” 2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 4. Doing a job RIGHT…

  • To All Non-Pet Owners . . .

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    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,…

  • Blond and Grenades

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    What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

  • Redneck Computer Terms

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    “Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. “Keyboard” — 1. Place to hang your truck keys. 2. Whare you’re supposed to put da keys so da wife can find ’em. “Window” — Place in the truck to hang your guns. “Floppy”…