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Jokes

  • Female Evolution

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    What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her…

  • OK!

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    Your mother’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “OK”!

  • Bear Hunters

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    Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it, but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin, as fast as he could. He ran…

  • The Cost of Modern Living

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    For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was…

  • Big Butt

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    Your momma’s butt is so big when she sits down she’s three feet taller.

  • Where is He?

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    A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered voice on the first ring, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” the boss quickly asked. “Yes”, whispered the small…

  • Fighting Mood

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    Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

  • MORE MORE EVEN MORE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!!

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    THE SEQUELS CONTINUE (these are all by me by the way) “Hmm… Let’s go for the gusto today!” “Here’s my ticket to fame, fortune, and Ripley’s Beleive it or Not!” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am!” “Gotta match?” “Now, why in the name of God’s green Earth did I do that?!” “We’ll…

  • You Idiot!

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    A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

  • Still More Clinton

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    How does Clinton divert his attention from the latest controversy? He just keeps on plugging away.

  • Fake Book Titles

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    (These are fake books, but they make me laugh) “Spots on the Wall” by Hoo-flung-poo “Under the Bleachers” by Seamore Butts “Ten Steps from the Outhouse” by Willie Makeit, Illustrations by Bettie Cant

  • Yo Momma So Fat!

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    Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!