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Jokes

  • Why Eve was Created

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    Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a…

  • Bigfoot and a Blonde

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    What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.

  • 4 on the Floor

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    Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

  • Hangman Prevention

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    There was a man who was getting ready to be hanged by the politicians of Aaronztown City. The only way he could ignore death was to convince the mayor to make the politicians change their mind. So he did. “Hello Mayor Green, I am here to discuss important matter.” “Okay. Very well. Do you want…

  • The Country Doctor

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    An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while…

  • Strange But True

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    I wouldn’t have believed this unless I seen it with my own eyes. I was walking down a street in the city I live in and noticed a store was going out of business. In the window was a huge sign “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE”, directly below that sign was another sign that said…

  • You Know Your a Redneck When..

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    1.Your tires cost more than your car. 2.You have a motor hanging out of your tree. 3.Your trailer house tires work but your car tires don’t. 5.You write the girl of your dreams name on the tower and then the sheriff makes you take your sisters name off of it. 6.You call your undies britches.…

  • Blonde Twins

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    The 1st blonde says-“I hate you!I never want to see you again.” The smarted 2nd twin says-“You idiot!Then don’t look in the mirror!” The 1st says-“Why can’t I look in the mirror?” The 2nd says-“Because we’re twins and we look exactly the same!”

  • I and I

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    A man was lost for hours when he suddenly came up to a house. The man knocked on the door and asks to enter. The woman who owns the house asked, “Who is it?” The man answered, “I and I King Silassi I Jah Rasta Fari.” The lady replied, “Go away, there are too many…

  • Mind Games That Dogs Play With Humans

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    Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans- 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON’T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. 2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come…

  • And More Strange Word Fun

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    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it’s…

  • Gregory and the Demon

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    Gregory was a boy who was always beaten up by a bully who everyone called: “The Demon”. Everyday, “The Demon” would punch Gregory in the stomach without any warning. And Gregory always got a stomachache. Now, Gregory wasn’t very smart. He often confused things with other things and ended up in trouble. But Gregory didn’t…