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Jokes

  • We All Have Our Reasons

    in

    Philip is telling his friends about his recent divorce. “Yes, it’s true. Sylvie divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn’t have any.”

  • Polish

    in

    There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, “No, you stupid American, we are not.” The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he’s sorry to…

  • Flowers

    in

    Joe figured out a way to remember his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist and told him to send flowers to his wife on those dates, along with a note signed, “Your loving husband.” His wife was thrilled by the attention, and all was great until one anniversary.…

  • Changes Over Time

    in

    When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

  • You Must Be This Tall

    in

    Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.

  • Analogy

    in

    Fill in the blank to this odd analogy. Quiz is to quizzical as test is to _______

  • Easy As Pie

    in

    It’s so easy, it makes pie look hard.

  • How to Remember the Presidents

    in

    My American History teacher was giving a lecture about the first three presidents. A lot of people in my class can’t remember presidents very well. “You all are brainwashed,” he said. Of course, there was confusion in the room at this comment. “Let me demonstrate,” he continued, “‘I’m Cuckoo for…’” “Cocoa Puffs!” the class replied.…

  • Bald Men!

    in

    Why do bald men put holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!

  • FIRE!!

    in

    A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, “C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!” The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly,…

  • 10 Commandments of College

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    Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was…

  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye . . .

    in

    “I’m having trouble with this new hearing aid,” said the man to his audiologist. “Really? Can you describe the symptoms?” “Sure. Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has blue hair…”