Jokes
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Telephone Bill
in JokesDad to his family: The phone bill is exceptionally high. You have to limit its use. I don’t use this telephone. I use the one a the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this phone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home telephone. I always use my…
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Because I’m Blonde?
in JokesA girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl…
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Hitler
in JokesHitler walks into a bar; he’s depressed. He goes up to the counter and orders three shots. The bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots; the bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots. The bartender asks Hitler why he’s so depressed.…
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Advice For The Night Out
in JokesIt’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?”…
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Don’t Have a Rake
in JokesMike and Joe, two buddies, were talking when Joe asked, “Hey Mike, do you have a rake?” “No,” Mike replied. Joe questioned, “Well, then will ask your sister to come to my house this weekend to help with something?” Mike, even though he thought this was a strange request, consented, and later talked his sister…
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YO Momma Stupid
in JokesYo Momma’s so stupid she went to McDonalds and thought she could buy the whole menu for a $
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Actual Stories Provided By Travel Agents
in Jokes1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train…