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Jokes

  • Oscar

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    Teacher: Oscar, if you had five pieces of candy, and Joey asked for one, how many would you have left? Oscar: Five.

  • Why Wouldn’t He Listen?

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    One chicken says to the other, “For heaven’s sake, don’t cross the road! We’ll never hear the end of it!”

  • A Working Dog

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    When the salesman dropped in to pay a visit to one of his customers, he found the office empty except for a very large dog who was emptying wastebaskets. Rubbing his eyes, he was certain they must have been playing tricks on him. “Don’t look so surprised,” said the dog, “after all, this is part…

  • A Politician?

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    There was an old country preacher who had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession. Like many young men, then and now, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do – and he didn’t seem overly concerned about it.…

  • Two Blondes Go Hunting

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    Two blondes went out into the woods on a hunting trip. They are out there for several hours, and discover that they are lost! One says, “I heard that if you’re lost in the woods, you fire three shots in the air, and wait for someone to come and rescue you.” “Ok,” says her pal,…

  • Why Did the Duck Cross the Road?

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    Why did the duck cross the road? Because the chicken was on holiday.

  • How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

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    1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey. 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston. 5. One hand…

  • Addicted to Harry Potter?

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    You Know You’re Addicted to Harry Potter When… 1.) You make a wand and try to use it. 2.) You call your least favorite teacher Snape. 3.) You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore. 4.) You wear robes to school or work. 5.) You make “floo powder”, get in the fire, and try to go to…

  • Letter From Camp

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    Dear Mom and Dad, Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking…

  • Keep an Idiot in Suspense

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!

  • Lizzie

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    Q: How many Lizzie’s does it take to screw up a light bulb A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)

  • Sleeping Guard.

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    Have you heard the one about the home security guard who got fired for saving his boss’s life? One day the guard dreamed the his boss was going to be in a plane crash on a business trip to Zimbabwe. Upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to Zimbabwe he told…