Jokes
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Weird Facts X
in JokesIn 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland. A male kangaroo is called a boomer. Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water to fresh water. Bamboo makes up 99% of a panda’s diet. The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip. Beavers were once…
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All About Men
in JokesMen are like ….. Laxatives ….. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like … Bananas ….. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like … Vacations ….. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like … Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them. Men…
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Signs of Aging I
in JokesSigns of Aging Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. You get winded playing chess. You’re still chasing women but can’t remember why. You look forward to a dull evening. Your favorite part…
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Economy
in JokesThe newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?” “Five dollars per word, ma’am,” came the response. “Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Okay, write this: ‘Cohen died.’ ” “I’m sorry, ma’am, I forgot to tell you there’s…
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Proper Grammar
in JokesUsing proper punctuation, grammar, and spacing is highly recommended because it makes your jokes readable and understandable. If people are having a hard time understanding your jokes, they will be rated poorly and your score will suffer because of it.
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Flying First Class
in JokesOn a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating. “What seems to be the problem Madam?” asked the attendant. “Can’t you see?” she said, “You’ve sat me next to a…
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Handicap
in JokesHe was a smooth operator, and at the club’s annual dance he attached himself to the prettiest lady golfer in the room and was boasting to her. “You know, they’re all afraid to play me. What do you think my handicap is?” “Well, where do you want me to start ?” came the quick response.