Jokes
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sportmen Quotes II
in Jokes1971. Tom Workman, former NBA-ABA basketball player: “They tell you to join the NBA and see all the big cities: New York with all the lights, San Francisco with its nightlife, San Diego’s sunshine. They also say join the ABA and see the U.S.A. Unfortunately, I found this included Steubenville, Ohio; Amarillo, Texas; Elko, Nevada;…
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Two Hunters
in JokesThis was unveiled by scientists as “The Funniest Joke in the World”: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can…
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Google Products
in JokesGoogle Products We’ll Never See 11. Google Hitman Assistant – Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products. 10. Googlearchy – Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads. 9. Google Smite – An extension of Google Earth uses laser beams attached to the satellites…
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Paint Toes Yellow
in JokesQ: Why do elephants paint their toes yellow? A: So they can hide upside down in the custard.
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Becoming a Real Man
in JokesThat’s right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man – as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS – Learn When to…
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Kids Things Still Say 2
in JokesA pregnant woman was taking a shower and her three year old daughter said,”Mommy, you’re getting fat!”And the mother replied,”That because a baby is growing in my tummy.”To which the daughter said,”Yeah,but what’s growing in you butt?”
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Spelling
in JokesWe highly encourage you to do a quick spell check of your joke before submitting it. You can easily do this by copying and pasting the joke into Microsoft Word or some other program that can spell check the text from your joke. Also, you can use Dictionary.com to look up difficult words and how…
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Where is Your Beard?
in JokesAfter many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. “But–where is your beard?” asks his mother upon seeing him. “Mama,” he replies, “in America, nojoke wears a beard.” “But at least you keep the Sabbath?” “Mama, business is business. In America, everyjoke works…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 7
in JokesIn the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.…
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Blonde Light
in JokesWhy can’t blondes put in lightbubs? Because they keep breaking them with hammers.
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You Lost It HOW?
in JokesA golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!” The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?” “It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can never lose…
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Dad’s Reaction
in JokesThe following is something actually said by my dad. I wanted to see what my dad would say if I said I might be gay, here was his reaction. YOU’D BETTER NOT BE!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO BUY YOU SOME PUSSY, YOU WILL NOT BE GAY!!!!!!