Jokes
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A = b B = c A = c
in Jokesa = b, b = c, a = c. Math Teacher: If a = b and b = c then a = c. Now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student: I love you, sir, and you love your daughter, which means I love your daughter.
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How to Have Fun in a Courtroom
in JokesThe big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol’ courtroom of law… 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn’t looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show…
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How Long is a Cat?
in JokesWhy do cats raise their tails when you stroke their backs? To let you know you’ve reached the end of the cat.
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How Man Was Created
in JokesWhen Eve was first created, she had 3 breasts. She asks God, “What shall I do with this extra breast?” And God created Adam.
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New Priest
in JokesThere was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say…
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Man At The Door
in Jokes“Daddy, there’s a man knocking on the door with a beard!” “No wonder I didn’t hear him!”
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This is a REAL Compilation of GCSE Results!
in Jokes1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and…
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No Questions Please
in JokesA guy goes up to his best friend and says, “Dude, I need you to do something for me, no questions asked.” “Okay,” says the friend. “What is it?” “I said no questions!”
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Pancakes and Pizza
in Jokes“You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition,” the doctor told his patient. “We’re going to put you in an isolation unit, where you’ll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza.” “Will pancakes and pizza cure my condition?” “No,” replied the doctor. “They’re the only things we can slip under the door.”